something less poetic, like licking batteries: Archive

Jan 1st

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there was a ninja jacking off on chatroulette it was hilarious

Jan 1st

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playing around on chatroulette with all my friends and some Greek guys on called me beautiful I actually blushed and got flustered I was so flattered ; u ;

Jan 1st

I’m losing my voice augh I sound terrible I’m not even sick, just losing my voice and I have to goto a part like this fuuuuck sorry rory I sound like an 80 year old smoker and/or batman

Jan 1st

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one of my drawings as 87 notes oh my gosh this is so exciting I’m so flattered eeeeee

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ran into my old friend Megan on the bus it’s been forever since we saw each other we exchanged phone numbers so we can hang out sometime she still has some of our old journals it was nice to see her, I miss all my old friends from that school

Dec 31st

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psychopathsgetbored: If I could fall Into the sky Do you think time Would pass me by ‘Cause you know I’d walk a thousand miles if I could just see you Tonight

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thecityofpaper: “Sherlock, I’m leaving.” “Pick up some milk on your way home,” Sherlock responded, not looking up from his laptop. John carefully put his luggage down and sighed, “Sherlock, I’m leaving.” “Yes I heard you the first time,” Sherlock replied. “No I am leav- oh bloody hell never mind,” John picked up his luggage and turned towards the stairwell. Suddenly he heard a chair behind...

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gunna go play some L4D2

Dec 30th

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's...

steiger92: sammiwatsongirl: Click here for more laughs! OH DEAR LORD NEMESIS JESUS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AALKSJDF;KLSDHJGKLJFL

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's...

Click here for more laughs!

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yourmomgivesgoodheadcanon asked: You can skype me woman. It can be just text it's not all video chat.

Dec 30th

yourmomgivesgoodheadcanon asked: If I met you in real life. Hamburgers

Dec 30th

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"if i met you in real life..." finish it in my...

steiger92: andtoseehersmile: No one does this. ever. lol I had a Tumblr friend do this, lets see who else will do this.

Dec 30th

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Reblog if you're a cuddler.

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adventuresoldier replied to your post: SKYPE Y U TAKE SO LONG TO DOWNLOAD UGH you can skype me and we can talk about hamsteak WINK akljakljf i was drinking milk as i was reading that and i laughed and nearly choked THANK YOU steiger92 replied to your post: SKYPE Y U TAKE SO LONG TO DOWNLOAD UGH I got a skype but I hardly use it. lol I have a feeeling I rarely will either, haha. I mean, I...

Dec 30th

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